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Today, I was fired for "customer dissatisfaction." I work in IT and have never met one of my company's customers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50402) - you deserved it (2658)

On 03/30/2009 at 12:13am - work - by beat10 (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

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