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Today, the elderly couple next door asked me to cut down a tree in their yard. It turns out they told me to cut down the wrong tree, and I cut down the tree they got married under. They now hate me and tell me they plan to sue me for damage to property. FML


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On 12/23/2009 at 3:46am - work - by jordigs (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

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I feel bad for you but they told u to cut down that tree so it's not ur fault

#1 - On 12/23/2009 at 10:03am by shadow33456

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why didn't they direct you to the correct tree, or better yet, supervise the tree cutting?

#4 - On 12/23/2009 at 10:10am by thegr8dane

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