Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, the elderly couple next door asked me to cut down a tree in their yard. It turns out they told me to cut down the wrong tree, and I cut down the tree they got married under. They now hate me and tell me they plan to sue me for damage to property. FML

#6897944
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26855) - you deserved it (3052)

On 12/23/2009 at 3:46am - work - by jordigs (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Brian's life also sucks
Today, my girlfriend wished me a happy birthday. Too bad my birthday isn't for 5 months.…

lois2lane also deserved it
Today, a car was tailgating and honking at me while trying to pass me, so I decided to be…

Top comments

I feel bad for you but they told u to cut down that tree so it's not ur fault

#1 - On 12/23/2009 at 10:03am by shadow33456

See in context

+16

And of course they won't get anything for property damage, they told you to do it. Why are old people so stupid sometimes!?

#5 - On 12/23/2009 at 10:13am by SimplySweetness

See in context

+10

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



FML's blog

  • Sharina's Illustrated FML
  • Hi gang! Glad to see you all again, hope you’re doing fine and dandy. We are, amazing stuff has happened in amongst all the drudge and sludge. We’ve spent the week listening to the greatest album ever…

Friday 24 May 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by