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Today, I put in an application to my local market for a job that I desperately needed. I was talking to the manager, he seemed pleased with my application and said he'll call me. As he walks into his private office, I hear the sound of a paper shredder. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23733) - you deserved it (2161)

On 12/22/2009 at 12:45am - work - by TheJuggla17 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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There is no other paper in his entire office except for your resume.

#6 - On 12/22/2009 at 6:35am by enough4

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Assume much?

#2 - On 12/22/2009 at 6:05am by YayAmerica

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