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Today, I was at work at Hollywood Video. A guy came in and left without renting anything. Minutes later, I find human feces between the "Kids" and "Comedy" aisles. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32987) - you deserved it (2110)

On 12/20/2009 at 1:32am - work - by Van (man) - United States (Texas)

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How appropriate. Most of the comedies for kids these days are shit.

I guess he could have also chosen to poop in "New Releases."

#12 - On 12/20/2009 at 7:34am by perdix

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The irony being that it was neither child-friendly nor funny.

#13 - On 12/20/2009 at 7:39am by chux4w

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