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Today, I finally got an interview at a restaurant after looking for a job for three months. I dressed nice, and the interview was going well until this blonde girl in booty shorts and fishnets walked in. The manager hired her on the spot. FML


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On 11/19/2009 at 8:50pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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Ugh! People like that disgust me, both the girl and the manager!

#1 - On 11/20/2009 at 3:05am by Sun_Kissed18

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Next time, try somewhere besides Hooters.

#14 - On 11/20/2009 at 5:49pm by RuralNinja

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