[fr]
[it]
[es2]
[tr]
[de]
[ru]
[se]

Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?

Today, I finally got an interview at a restaurant after looking for a job for three months. I dressed nice, and the interview was going well until this blonde girl in booty shorts and fishnets walked in. The manager hired her on the spot. FML

I agree, your life sucks (16342) - you deserved it (1160)

On 11/19/2009 at 8:50pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

More FMLs?

Anonymous's life also sucks
Today, I was walking around in Target with my friends and the guy I've liked for a long time. As we approached...

anonymous's life also sucks
Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl...

Links also deserved it
Today, a McDonald's employee had to correct my math after counting out $2.37 in change. I'm in AP Calculus and...

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!