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Today, after being turned away by nearly all the restaurants in the area, I tried applying at Burger King. They too turned me away. I have a Culinary School Degree. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23977) - you deserved it (1897)

On 11/16/2009 at 4:54pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

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It has nothing to do with you or your degree, it's the economy. I've seen so many FML's that say "I have ___ degree and got turned down by ___ FML" It sucks, and FYL, but...we're all going through it.

#6 - On 11/16/2009 at 10:57pm by JessiGoose

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Today, I am unemployed or have a poorly paying job, despite my extensive education. This may or may not have something to do with the recession that is hurting everybody. FML

There, now half the site is redundant.

#7 - On 11/16/2009 at 10:58pm by blalien

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