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Today, after spending about 5 years to go back to school, get my life together and get a real job, I now make about $100 less a month. I used to work as a dishwasher. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21560) - you deserved it (1844)

On 11/16/2009 at 10:14am - work - by tsu3 (man) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

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You don't just go back to school, and start a new job at the top. When you start a new career, you have to work your way up. You should be glad you got your education and you have a job at all.

#4 - On 11/16/2009 at 2:14pm by FML_FYL_2009

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What's the new job?

#1 - On 11/16/2009 at 2:07pm by pikantna777

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