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Today, I auditioned for a part and made it because the director thought I would be "perfect" for the part and I was "just like the character in every way." The part is for a schizophrenic drug addict who everyone hates and is stabbed to death in the second scene. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25863) - you deserved it (3849)

On 11/12/2009 at 4:37pm - work - by Falafax (man) - United States

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So quit doing do drugs, crackhead.

#2 - On 11/12/2009 at 9:05pm by kariface

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Be careful on the last night of the run.

They might not use the rubber knife. No one wants you to come to the cast party, and "accidentally" putting a real, steel knife where the rubber one usually was seems like a good plan.

#10 - On 11/12/2009 at 9:11pm by perdix

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