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Today, I auditioned for a part and made it because the director thought I would be "perfect" for the part and I was "just like the character in every way." The part is for a schizophrenic drug addict who everyone hates and is stabbed to death in the second scene. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25924) - you deserved it (3852)

On 11/12/2009 at 4:37pm - work - by Falafax (man) - United States

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So quit doing do drugs, crackhead.

#2 - On 11/12/2009 at 9:05pm by kariface

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Only a retard bitches about the fact that he got the position he fucking auditioned for. He was probably just complimenting your ability to act as the person you're portraying. But you are so self conscious/stupid you take everything personally. The director guy doesn't fucking know you, he only knows the character you played as. Take the compliment. Jesus Christ...

#12 - On 11/12/2009 at 9:26pm by habesjn

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