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Today, I was working the register at a local grocery store. A kid about 5 years old was having trouble zipping his jacket. I reached out to help him and he started screaming "No bad touch bad touch!" and kicked me in the knee. Everyone looked. FML
people need to teach their kids what the hell that stuff actually means... i probably would've shit-stomped that little prick...
Kids seem to like me, maybe because I am shorter than most adults. But I ALWAYS ask them if they need help first.
Once I was skiing and there was this small 5 yr old kid and he was 'stuck' on a flat part without poles, so I asked him if he would like help, and he said yes, so I pulled him along (he grabbed onto my pole) the flat section.
People often go up to dogs and just pet them, dogs attack, and the dog gets euthanized...
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 19 December 2014