Today, I was working the register at a local grocery store. A kid about 5 years old was having trouble zipping his jacket. I reached out to help him and he started screaming "No bad touch bad touch!" and kicked me in the knee. Everyone looked. FML

by jessica / 02/17/2009 at 6:56pm / United States (New York) / Work

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  • Kids seem to like me, maybe because I am shorter than most adults. But I ALWAYS ask them if they need help first.

    Once I was skiing and there was this small 5 yr old kid and he was 'stuck' on a flat part without poles, so I asked him if he would like help, and he said yes, so I pulled him along (he grabbed onto my pole) the flat section.

    People often go up to dogs and just pet them, dogs attack, and the dog gets euthanized...

    #11 - On 02/17/2009 at 10:44pm by Hannah

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  • people need to teach their kids what the hell that stuff actually means... i probably would've shit-stomped that little prick...

    #5 - On 02/17/2009 at 10:03pm by Mr_Serious

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