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Today, I was working the register at a local grocery store. A kid about 5 years old was having trouble zipping his jacket. I reached out to help him and he started screaming "No bad touch bad touch!" and kicked me in the knee. Everyone looked. FML

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On 02/17/2009 at 6:56pm - work - by jessica (woman) - United States (New York)

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What a brat.
When I was kid at the grocery store with my mom and she wouldn't let me have something, I would wander off and pretend to be blind. "Mom? Mom? I'm sorry, Mom, I won't do it again! Where are you?"
She used to get so mad. :) Hahaha.

#2 - On 02/17/2009 at 9:32pm by WhySoSassy?

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Kids seem to like me, maybe because I am shorter than most adults. But I ALWAYS ask them if they need help first.

Once I was skiing and there was this small 5 yr old kid and he was 'stuck' on a flat part without poles, so I asked him if he would like help, and he said yes, so I pulled him along (he grabbed onto my pole) the flat section.

People often go up to dogs and just pet them, dogs attack, and the dog gets euthanized...

#11 - On 02/17/2009 at 10:44pm by Hannah

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