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Today, I found out that I didn't get a job because I failed the psychological analysis. It told me to answer each question and tell the truth. So I did. I ask my friend, who got the job, if she told the truth. She said no. Apparently you have to lie in order to get a job. Sorry for being honest. FML
Have you ever looked at child porn?
Op: Uh, she was 15... I mean 18... I mean...oh god!
Have you ever sexually harassed your employer
Op: I wish! I mean, I wish that happened... no didn't happen... no... wait... can we erase the last ten minutes.
I don't think we are looking for someone like you.
Op's Friend: I am a christian, with magical powers, and I can fly, so I will always be on time. Also I never sleep with people, I am like a plant, I don't need food just water and sunlight. So put me by a window, give me some coffee and I will never sleep. I am always honest, honestly.
Do you get along well with others? ... No.
Do you tend to have violent mood swings? .... Yes.
Are you clinically depressed? ... Sure as shit am.
Have you ever had a restraining order against you? ... Who hasn't?
Do you take any illegal drugs? .... Fuck yeah, why, you lookin to buy?
Sometimes honesty just is not the best policy.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 5 February 2016