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Today, I found out that I didn't get a job because I failed the psychological analysis. It told me to answer each question and tell the truth. So I did. I ask my friend, who got the job, if she told the truth. She said no. Apparently you have to lie in order to get a job. Sorry for being honest. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17816) - you deserved it (4793)

On 11/09/2009 at 9:28pm - work - by samantha711 (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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