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Today, I found out that I didn't get a job because I failed the psychological analysis. It told me to answer each question and tell the truth. So I did. I ask my friend, who got the job, if she told the truth. She said no. Apparently you have to lie in order to get a job. Sorry for being honest. FML
Have you ever looked at child porn?
Op: Uh, she was 15... I mean 18... I mean...oh god!
Have you ever sexually harassed your employer
Op: I wish! I mean, I wish that happened... no didn't happen... no... wait... can we erase the last ten minutes.
I don't think we are looking for someone like you.
Op's Friend: I am a christian, with magical powers, and I can fly, so I will always be on time. Also I never sleep with people, I am like a plant, I don't need food just water and sunlight. So put me by a window, give me some coffee and I will never sleep. I am always honest, honestly.
YDI for not being able to lie. Had i not lied to the psychologist my school and parents sent me to i would probley be locked up by now.
Had you lied you would have a sweet job as a defuser on a bomb squad. (I can only assume that is the job you were going for).
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.