Have you ever looked at child porn?
Op: Uh, she was 15... I mean 18... I mean...oh god!
Have you ever sexually harassed your employer
Op: I wish! I mean, I wish that happened... no didn't happen... no... wait... can we erase the last ten minutes.
I don't think we are looking for someone like you.
Op's Friend: I am a christian, with magical powers, and I can fly, so I will always be on time. Also I never sleep with people, I am like a plant, I don't need food just water and sunlight. So put me by a window, give me some coffee and I will never sleep. I am always honest, honestly.
+12 | 3
Same thing happened to me when i applyed to the RCMP. I got top marks and amazing on the fitness test, but when i was suposed to be honest I said that my friends did drugs, I have not, but they have. They rejected me because they didnt want pictures of me around drugs. A couple months later one of my druggy friends got into the RCMP. He lied about drugs. Now everyone is calling me stupid because I was honest about my friends doing drugs... GG me.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Top of the page
You must have an FML account to comment.
Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!