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Today, my dad drove me to work which is an hour away. 20 minutes into the job, I was told 'Didn't we tell you last week? We let you go.' Clearly, no, they didn't. I had to wait one awkward hour, with my colleagues who knew I was fired before I did, for my dad to collect me. FML

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On 11/08/2009 at 5:07am - work - by FML (woman) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

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Wouldn't "dad" only be 20 minutes away at that point?

I guess he decided to let you stew in the crap for an hour because you are as significant and important to him as you are, scratch that, were to your ex-employer.

#3 - On 11/08/2009 at 10:29am by perdix

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now you had over an hour to thank all of your colleagues and tell the cute girl you always had a crush on her just before you leave ;)

they're an hour away, you won't see any of them anyway anymore...

#6 - On 11/08/2009 at 10:41am by niwde

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