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Today, at work I wrote up my boyfriend (whom I've been secretly dating, because I'm his supervisor) for being $40 short on his register. Our policy is to write up anyone short over $10. He got mad and told my boss we're dating, and I was instantly fired. Then I got dumped for being a "tattle-tale". FML


I agree, your life sucks (27415) - you deserved it (16400)

On 11/05/2009 at 10:43pm - work - by supervisor (woman) - United States (Washington)

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YDI for dating an immature asshole

#3 - On 11/06/2009 at 2:23am by leero

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He is obviously to immature to understand the importance of having the correct amount of money in the till and the fact you have to do your job and properly to. You will find someone with the same mentality no doubt and will be better off without the other guy.

#5 - On 11/06/2009 at 2:26am by nzkristy

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