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Today, I came in to work and found the conference room white boards completely clean. My assistant wiped all the white boards where I spent 10 hours writing schedule for the next three months. I was going to meet with all supervisors to finalize that schedule today. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27277) - you deserved it (5019)

On 11/03/2009 at 4:51pm - work - by CorpDrone (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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He's a great ass-istant!

#1 - On 11/03/2009 at 7:23pm by mercyFML

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Someone is sooooo fired.

#9 - On 11/03/2009 at 7:31pm by jonny2x4

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