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Today, I decided I'd take a nap in my car because I got to work very early. As I was waking up from my nap, I saw a cop looking right at me. Turns out, a lady who'd parked her car right next to mine after I was asleep had called the cops on me because she thought I was dead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19969) - you deserved it (2701)

On 10/28/2009 at 9:09pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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