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Today, I decided I'd take a nap in my car because I got to work very early. As I was waking up from my nap, I saw a cop looking right at me. Turns out, a lady who'd parked her car right next to mine after I was asleep had called the cops on me because she thought I was dead. FML
If you would be, at least she doesn't let you sit there for 4 days thinking you're a Halloween doll...
Crap, the zombies have invaded the Internet! *opens a munitions soundboard in another tab to defend against the Internet zombies*
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Thursday 23 April 2015