Today, I decided I'd take a nap in my car because I got to work very early. As I was waking up from my nap, I saw a cop looking right at me. Turns out, a lady who'd parked her car right next to mine after I was asleep had called the cops on me because she thought I was dead. FML
I agree, your life sucks (16798) - you totally deserved it (2096)
On 10/28/2009 at 9:09pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)
If you would be, at least she doesn't let you sit there for 4 days thinking you're a Halloween doll...
#1 - On 10/29/2009 at 4:50am by DumbStruck79
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#2 - On 10/29/2009 at 5:17am by fuckyourdogslife
i dont get how this is an FML. some lady was worried and called the cops who made sure you were ok, whats the big deal?
#4 - On 10/29/2009 at 5:26am by Paramedicjelly
It only becomes an FML when they ship you off to the morgue and start preparing for burial.
Your consolation, should you survive? You'll be great fun at Halloween parties.
#8 - On 10/29/2009 at 5:51am by wellinever
Look on the bright side.
You could be one of those people that dies alone and sits in their residence rotting for four days before someone comes around looking for you.
If I were that lady, I would throw a rock on your windshield to make sure you're not dead before calling a cop.
You guys its an FML beacuse its awkward/embarassing for the OP. You guys do realize that the stie does not rewquire the story to complete destroy your life, right? lmao :P
I do agree its kinda bland, part of the problem is the way its written. Very bland delivery...
The problem isn't the writing. The problem is that there's barely a story to be written. You can't polish a turd.
#30 - On 10/29/2009 at 9:55am by pleasetryagain
Not an FML, its not like they tried to break into your car to drag you out and check your pulse or there was a crowd of your coworkers surrounding you.
This is dumb. He didn't break into your car, he was just looking into it while you woke up. In fact, it should be a good thing; you woke up before he had the chance to do anything to your car.
saying this is an fml is like listening to Alanis Morrisete's "Isn't it Ironic?". Case in point, no. its not.
That song is ironic because it's not ironic yet it's called ironic. :P But this isn't an FML. Like at all.
Most of the song isn't ironic, except for "10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife." Who would have so much of one kind of sileverware/flatware/cutlery, but not a single piece of the other?
Other things in there COULD be ironic if there were more facts. For example, "rain on your wedding day" could be ironic if the bride and groom were both meteorologists and planned an outdoor wedding because they both predicted no rain.
Thanks for creating this diversion. The original post is too fucking boring.
Rain on your wedding day is ironic because it's supposed to be good luck (in traditional lore, I guess). So what seems bad is actually good, hence irony.
#24 - On 10/29/2009 at 9:09am by TheDancingPanda
Ummm. It's just a song, so no need to get so in depth about it, especially about an Alanis Morissette song, she doesn't tend to make much sense...most songs aren't entirely factual. I'm sure 10,000 spoons is just an exaggeration, there wouldn't literally be 10,000 spoons.
Then it would mean a lot of spoons, and it would still be ironic that there isn't even a single knife.
i say u thank her for being a good samaraton or how however the f u spell it but thats besides the point. take her out to lunch then bring her back to ur car and bang the living f outa her vag till shes knocked the f out hells yeahh :] jk im hyper :0
ok I never usually say this. but this is not an fml. I agree with everyone else thts saying it. she was just making sure u were ok. it's not like u or ur car got damaged in any why. so what r u complaining about?
#22 - On 10/29/2009 at 7:38am by WOW_idc123
I swear there should be a world-wide test for anyone wants to use they keyboard to type on anything. Decoding this terrible bastardization of the English language is beginning to take years off of my life.
#26 - On 10/29/2009 at 9:19am by XaosZaleski
I'm from NYC and no one really gives a shit about one and other here....At least this lady was nice enough to check if you were alright.
#28 - On 10/29/2009 at 9:26am by sdhead
I'M NOT DEAD YET!!
I THINK I'LL GO FOR A WALK.....
I'm Happpy.....I'm Happyyyy!!!!
#29 - On 10/29/2009 at 9:38am by BrotherTheo
Hardly an FML. Not like you would of got in any trouble for looking like a dead person in your sleep.
#33 - On 10/29/2009 at 10:54am by lmaoatyourlife
it's only a FML if you woke up naked on an embalming table...
#36 - On 10/29/2009 at 11:35am by driedpeaches
Please explain how this is an "FML" it's a simple mistake you laugh off. your life is not fucked because of this.
#39 - On 10/29/2009 at 12:28pm by _Haiithuuur
i think that napping in your car should be encouraged!! it's better than falling asleep at the wheel and crashing....
#40 - On 10/29/2009 at 1:01pm by angel_devil_gurl
So this guy, has this job; (not that you intenet junkies would know what that is.) and he takes a nap before his shift. He wakes up to a cop at his window that's making sure he's not dead... idk... I would be pretty embarrassed not the best fml but still, there's one in there...
lol i totally stood by a car to see if someone was breathing for that same exact thing.
when i sleep in my car i roll my windows down a bit so i can breathe and i have a blanket.
YDI for not being prepared!!
Crap, the zombies have invaded the Internet! *opens a munitions soundboard in another tab to defend against the Internet zombies*
This isnt an FML! All that happened is that a cop was looking through your window!!! STOP BEING A MORON!!!!
"Dear Diary: Today a COP looked in my window because I was sleeping. I had to explain that I was NOT dead. *sniff sniff* I was MORTIFIED and wished I WAS dead....sob"
Go cut your throat, whiner.
#52 - On 11/03/2009 at 12:33pm by DocHolliday
