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Today, I bought a nice new dress for a work party. But when I went in, a coworker hurried me into the bathroom saying, "Don't worry we can fix this." She thought someone had been sick on me. Thanks. That was just the pattern of the dress. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18745) - you deserved it (4765)

On 10/27/2009 at 12:43pm - work - by yper (woman) - United Kingdom

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