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Today, I bought a nice new dress for a work party. But when I went in, a coworker hurried me into the bathroom saying, "Don't worry we can fix this." She thought someone had been sick on me. Thanks. That was just the pattern of the dress. FML

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On 10/27/2009 at 12:43pm - work - by yper (woman) - United Kingdom

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Was it RALPH Lauren?

#7 - On 10/27/2009 at 6:17pm by perdix

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Wow...was it really that ugly? I've love to see a picture, because the dress in my head is absolutely disgusting.

#5 - On 10/27/2009 at 6:16pm by alirson

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