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Today, I arrived at work and was immediately given a disciplinary write-up for being two hours late for my shift. Apparently the manager had changed my schedule that morning and failed to tell me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31992) - you deserved it (1873)

On 10/27/2009 at 12:04am - work - by hatemyjob (woman) - United States (New York)

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Always hate when that happens. I started taking a picture of my schedule after the second time my manager did that.

#1 - On 10/27/2009 at 7:37am by mrdblq

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And then you complained and got written up for insubordination.
And you threw down the write-up and got written up for littering.
And you got written up for having explosive diarrhea even though that was on the other side of the country in a whole, separate FML!

They've just got it in for you.

#6 - On 10/27/2009 at 8:29am by perdix

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