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Today, I arrived at work and was immediately given a disciplinary write-up for being two hours late for my shift. Apparently the manager had changed my schedule that morning and failed to tell me. FML
And then you complained and got written up for insubordination.
And you threw down the write-up and got written up for littering.
And you got written up for having explosive diarrhea even though that was on the other side of the country in a whole, separate FML!
They've just got it in for you.
Sabotage! ( ♫ I can't stand it.. I know you planned it ♫ )
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