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Today, I played with the white dust on the counter at work for the last time. After a couple of weeks of arriving to a thin coating of dust over the counter, and drawing in it, piling it up and other such fun things, I met the guy who now does the earlier shift. He has a huge, dandruffy beard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30283) - you deserved it (11702)

On 10/22/2009 at 5:24pm - work - by JustEwww (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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Good thing you didn't play with the white dust on the floor by the urinal.

#11 - On 10/22/2009 at 8:27pm by perdix

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Goldmember wouldn't have wasted such perfect skin. EAT IT

#5 - On 10/22/2009 at 7:53pm by dul

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