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Today, I played with the white dust on the counter at work for the last time. After a couple of weeks of arriving to a thin coating of dust over the counter, and drawing in it, piling it up and other such fun things, I met the guy who now does the earlier shift. He has a huge, dandruffy beard. FML
Good thing you didn't play with the white dust on the floor by the urinal.
Goldmember wouldn't have wasted such perfect skin. EAT IT
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Friday 12 February 2016