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Today, I walked into work, and the first question my boss asks me is "Are those your pajamas?" I was wearing my favorite outfit. FML

I agree, your life sucks (19031) - you deserved it (6569)

On 10/19/2009 at 10:38pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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