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Today, I started my first day at work, I've been unemployed for a while and am in college, so naturally I have no money. At the end of my shift, I ask what we do with the extra bread, and they tell me to throw it away. Being poor and hungry, I decide to take the bread home. I got fired for stealing. FML

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On 10/19/2009 at 4:46am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

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You should have just asked if you could have it.

#1 - On 10/19/2009 at 10:04am by Giskard

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You should've asked first. Some places have very strict policies about things like that, but they may have said yes if you had asked. Technically, you WERE stealing.

#4 - On 10/19/2009 at 10:08am by Chibi

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