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Today, I was informed by my manager at work that there had been an 'accident' in the playground. I then had to crawl through tunnels designed for 5 year olds, to a tiny playroom with no fresh air, and clean up a stupid kid's pee and crap. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30096) - you deserved it (2769)

On 10/19/2009 at 12:10am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

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You work at a job where your boss can make you crawl through hamster tubes to clean up shit and piss, and you are calling the kid "stupid?"

Your career doesn't sound like one dominated by geniuses.

#1 - On 10/19/2009 at 6:09am by perdix

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this is what u get for working at mcdonalds

#8 - On 10/19/2009 at 6:42am by IceCream53423

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