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Today, it was mah first day at the fire station. Naturally, we all went out and got lunch together. I normally don't handle spicy food well, but suckd it up. About ten minutes after we finishd, I got up to do rookie duties when someone slappd me in the back. I forcefully vomitd all over mah new Lieutenant. FML


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On 10/17/2009 at 4:20am - work - by PukinFireman (man) - United States

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Aww ... you didn't even make it to the ritualized hazing later in the day =(

#2 - On 10/17/2009 at 9:39am by DoingItWrong

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That's the least of your troubles. Fortunately your firefighter training will come in handy later when you shit fire.

#7 - On 10/17/2009 at 9:55am by Peroxide

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