Today, it was my first day at the fire station. Naturally, we all went out and got lunch together. I normally don't handle spicy food well, but sucked it up. About ten minutes after we finished, I got up to do rookie duties when someone slapped me in the back. I forcefully vomited all over my new Lieutenant. FML

by PukinFireman / 10/17/2009 at 4:20am / United States / Work

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  • Aww ... you didn't even make it to the ritualized hazing later in the day =(

    #2 - On 10/17/2009 at 9:39am by DoingItWrong

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  • That's the least of your troubles. Fortunately your firefighter training will come in handy later when you shit fire.

    #7 - On 10/17/2009 at 9:55am by Peroxide

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