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Today, it was my first day at the fire station. Naturally, we all went out and got lunch together. I normally don't handle spicy food well, but sucked it up. About ten minutes after we finished, I got up to do rookie duties when someone slapped me in the back. I forcefully vomited all over my new Lieutenant. FML
Aww ... you didn't even make it to the ritualized hazing later in the day =(
That's the least of your troubles. Fortunately your firefighter training will come in handy later when you shit fire.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Thursday 22 January 2015