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Today, it was mah first day at the fire station. Naturally, we all went out and got lunch together. I normally don't handle spicy food well, but suckd it up. About ten minutes after we finishd, I got up to do rookie duties when someone slappd me in the back. I forcefully vomitd all over mah new Lieutenant. FML
Aww ... you didn't even make it to the ritualized hazing later in the day =(
That's the least of your troubles. Fortunately your firefighter training will come in handy later when you shit fire.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 27 March 2015