Today, I went to work to find two new beautiful trainees. I thought maybe I might be able to hook up with one of them, so I walk up and flash my blue eyes and begin to act like a gentleman. Not five minutes into our conversation the girls ask me if there are any cute guys working here. FML

by SadisticSatire / 10/10/2009 at 9:04pm / United States (Washington) / Work

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  • that's what you get for being so damn cocky

    #6 - On 10/11/2009 at 3:17am by poeticvibez07

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  • You flashed your eyes?
    Can you teach me how to do that? Be handy for finding friends in dark pubs - "Just look for the flashing eyes".

    #7 - On 10/11/2009 at 3:19am by plethora

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