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Today, I went to work to find two new beautiful trainees. I thought maybe I might be able to hook up with one of them, so I walk up and flash my blue eyes and begin to act like a gentleman. Not five minutes into our conversation the girls ask me if there are any cute guys working here. FML
that's what you get for being so damn cocky
You flashed your eyes?
Can you teach me how to do that? Be handy for finding friends in dark pubs - "Just look for the flashing eyes".
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 5 February 2016