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Today, my boss asked me "can I give you some constructive criticism?". I said yes. He tells me "Your work is really shit. You have no talent and I can't figure out why I hired you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24729) - you deserved it (3033)

On 12/22/2008 at 11:18pm - work - by crapules - Sent from mobile version

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You can retort:

"I find you unmotivating and unskilled as a manager. You have no people skills and require a stronger mouthwash. A good manager can facilitate anyone. You are a poopy-head."

#4 - On 03/05/2009 at 5:57pm by jim_witness

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Apparently you were wrong, he can't give you constructive criticism.

#7 - On 03/21/2009 at 8:35am by diskincluded

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