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Today, on my break, I decided to be friendly and chat with a co-worker that everyone else always seems to avoid. He spent the next ten minutes telling me all about his abcessing sebaceous cysts. Apparently, "The scars look just like gunshot wounds." FML


I agree, your life sucks (26918) - you deserved it (5228)

On 10/07/2009 at 6:36pm - work - by loverofstrife (man) - United States (Texas)

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"Any job I ever had in my life, I talked to that guy...You know why I talk to that guy? Cause when that day comes, when he snaps, and he comes into work with a sawn-off shotgun, walking through the halls and he finally gets to my office he's gonna be like........'thanks for the candy.'"
Just sayin'.

#10 - On 10/07/2009 at 7:58pm by starvingxartist

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I think it's important to reference Dane Cook here.

"Thanks for the candy."

#7 - On 10/07/2009 at 7:55pm by TheKitsune

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