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Today, on my break, I decided to be friendly and chat with a co-worker that everyone else always seems to avoid. He spent the next ten minutes telling me all about his abcessing sebaceous cysts. Apparently, "The scars look just like gunshot wounds." FML

I agree, your life sucks (19926) - you deserved it (3838)

On 10/07/2009 at 6:36pm - work - by loverofstrife (man) - United States (Texas)

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