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Today... I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in mah mouth. FML


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On 02/02/2009 at 5:00pm - work - by Rachel (woman) - United States (California)

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Congrats for having the only FML that has ever made me shiver upon reading it.

#35 - On 03/06/2009 at 3:37am by Guiseppi

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holy shit was it a special k bar?
cause that exact same thing happened to me i wanted to throw up but i was in a car. i saw it and was like this is oddly soft....then turned to my best friend who was also eating one and said "stop eating that right now!" she instantly knew what i meant, we looked at each other and screamed.

#8 - On 02/05/2009 at 3:48pm by Sarz

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