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Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38125) - you deserved it (1941)

On 02/02/2009 at 5:00pm - work - by Rachel (woman) - United States (California)

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More than likely (I just read this on consumerist.com) they are mealworms. Mealworms are harmless (aside from grossness, and live in grains. You should get bunch of free stuff from the company though. Make sure you take pictures if you still can ;)

#1 - On 02/03/2009 at 7:50am by The_Oswald

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Congrats for having the only FML that has ever made me shiver upon reading it.

#35 - On 03/06/2009 at 3:37am by Guiseppi

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