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Today, I had a meeting at work. My boss was going around saying that she tries to give time off to the other managers so they can spend time with their family and significant others. She looked at me and said she doesn't for me because I have no one special to spend time with. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24796) - you deserved it (1681)

On 10/01/2009 at 12:05am - work - by bm128902 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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Eh, your boss is evil.

Get a significant other :D

#1 - On 10/01/2009 at 6:53am by Tearz

See in context

+6

Go to the park. There's a lonely guy there waiting for 30 friends to turn up. You can discuss what you have in common.

#12 - On 10/01/2009 at 9:37am by wellinever

See in context

+6 | 5

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