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Man or woman?

Today, I joined a small disaster relief group. I remarked to the big, long-haired person beside me that it was surprising that I was the only female in the group. I got a cold stare. Later I asked another volunteer about that person. He answered, "Oh, her? She's my sister." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9692) - you deserved it (34011)

On 09/30/2009 at 3:30pm - work - by Blurry (woman) - Philippines (Batangas)

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I sometimes can't tell the difference between the genders if it's like a really manly girl (hair, really big, deep voice, short hair) or a girly boy (high voice, thin, long hair, feminine face), so you don't deserve it. Seriously though, why'd she just stare at you? Couldn't she have said something? Like, "Actually, I'm a girl."? It would've clarified the situation immediately, and you two might even have a laugh over it.

#5 - On 09/30/2009 at 5:14pm by zeal

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Bitch.

#3 - On 09/30/2009 at 5:10pm by Keke1992

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