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Today, I was chastised by the CEO in the middle of a management meeting for showing up late to work every day, despite being in my office before 9:00am every morning. It was my 5th day on the job and no one had bothered to tell me that the office opens at 8:00am, and not 9:00am. FML


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On 09/29/2009 at 1:26am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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Did you not realize everyone else was already there?

#1 - On 09/29/2009 at 6:25am by Jankae

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Uhm, isn't that, like, the FIRST thing you ask when you get a new job?

"So, uh, what time do i show up around here? And when is payday?"

Not hard, dumbass.

#10 - On 09/29/2009 at 7:01am by LadyAlathia

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