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Today, I was chastised by the CEO in the middle of a management meeting for showing up late to work every day, despite being in my office before 9:00am every morning. It was my 5th day on the job and no one had bothered to tell me that the office opens at 8:00am, and not 9:00am. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11783) - you deserved it (26391)

On 09/29/2009 at 1:26am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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Did you not realize everyone else was already there?

#1 - On 09/29/2009 at 6:25am by Jankae

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Not a very proactive fella are you? Take some initiative.

#3 - On 09/29/2009 at 6:33am by mercyFML

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