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Today, I got fired from my job for harassing customers over the weekend. I didn't work over the weekend. I left my nametag there on Friday and my co-workers thought it would be funny to wear my nametag all weekend. One of them got into a fight with a customer and they took her 'name' down. FML


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On 03/23/2009 at 8:08am - work - by McFired (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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You can easily prove your innocence. Now if you tried that and still got fired, then it's a FYL.

#4 - On 03/23/2009 at 3:08pm by jSOPURE

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file a complaint. prove that you weren't on the schedule for that day. then report your coworkers.

#5 - On 03/23/2009 at 3:08pm by ummmyeahhh

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