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Today, I was offered a position as a school crossing guard. I have a $200,000 degree in Economics from a top 20 University and was offered a position to hold a stop sign and wear a reflective vest. I was tempted to accept. FML
It's a job. Stop complaining and take it while you're looking for what you consider a "real job"
STOP SIGN. REFLECTIVE VEST.
Why the hell not? You can do like, awesome little dances, and tell the kids, "Don't stop!" as they're crossing the road, and only hope a passerby will cry out, "BELIEEEVIN'!"
Orrrr, you can be one of THOSE crossing guards, and spank kids with the stop sign when they're being naughty naughtyyy.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 24 October 2014