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Today, I was offered a position as a school crossing guard. I have a $200,000 degree in Economics from a top 20 University and was offered a position to hold a stop sign and wear a reflective vest. I was tempted to accept. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27650) - you deserved it (4507)

On 09/25/2009 at 12:11pm - work - by UnemployedGrad (man) - United States (Virginia)

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