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Today, I got a phone call for a interview at Target at 4:30 pm. I got super excited, so I got dressed up and headed over there. I tell the manager that I am there for my interview. He doesn't know what I'm talking about. My friends had prank called me. FML

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On 09/24/2009 at 8:11pm - work - by Pho_Rheal (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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I work at Target.

What you experienced is called a "miracle." Take it and run.

#8 - On 09/25/2009 at 3:26am by trailerboy531

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Why is everyone being so mean? At least its a job, even if it is at TARGET. Now I don't come from America, so I don't know whats so bad about it, but over here in the UK, there's a pretty bad recession going on and people will take whatever job they can get. I doubt any of you people saying 'YDI for getting excited over a job at Target' even have a job? You probably spend all your days on here. hoping your sad little FML will get published after 57 submits. You sad, lonely people.

#38 - On 09/25/2009 at 11:04am by Bright_Lights

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