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Today, I got a phone call for a interview at Target at 4:30 pm. I got super excited, so I got dressed up and headed over there. I tell the manager that I am there for my interview. He doesn't know what I'm talking about. My friends had prank called me. FML

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On 09/24/2009 at 8:11pm - work - by Pho_Rheal (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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ouch.. well, you could try asking him to interview you anyway, since youre all dressed up and everything. Then kill your friends.

#5 - On 09/25/2009 at 3:24am by AcesAndEights

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I work at Target.

What you experienced is called a "miracle." Take it and run.

#8 - On 09/25/2009 at 3:26am by trailerboy531

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