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Today, I had to cover for my coworker who didn't turn up for work. He is always late for work and I was pissed off about having to cover for him again so I said to my colleagues "He better be either in hospital or dead." Turns out he was dead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39925) - you deserved it (12566)

On 09/21/2009 at 10:06pm - work - by mcdeez (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

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Wow. That's horrible. Hopefully he wasn't too young.

Don't feel bad though, there was no way for you to know. It's a common thing to say anyways.

#2 - On 09/22/2009 at 3:30am by Charmedpop

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haha. something similar happened to me, except my friend didnt die, but his car flipped over.

watch out what you wish for?

hell, ill even throw in an YDI

#1 - On 09/22/2009 at 3:29am by untoldfame

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