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Today, I had to cover for my coworker who didn't turn up for work. He is always late for work and I was pissed off about having to cover for him again so I said to my colleagues "He better be either in hospital or dead." Turns out he was dead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30647) - you deserved it (9140)

On 09/21/2009 at 10:06pm - work - by mcdeez (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

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