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Today, I decided I would call in sick to work after working 60 hours the week before just so I could have a day off... My body responded this morning with vomiting and diarrhea so I had to call in sick and didn't get to have much fun... Karma 1 Me 0. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23038) - you deserved it (7277)

On 09/21/2009 at 3:50pm - work - by sick (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

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