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Today, I went to an interview for a job I really wanted and am qualified for. I've been looking for months. This job was perfect; close to home and great pay. Needless to say I spent quite a while preparing. Everything was going great until I had to sneeze, which forced out a loud, long fart. FML

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On 09/16/2009 at 6:37am - work - by interviewed (woman) - United States

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lmfao. you should have been like "man, was that you?"

#4 - On 09/16/2009 at 2:11pm by dick_gozinya_

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Don't worry about it, if your inteviewer wasn't a complete douche, they won't really care about an accidental bodily function. They're not gonna say "Oh that girl? She was really well qualified and well prepared, but she farts! I'm totally not gonna hire her!"

#17 - On 09/16/2009 at 2:36pm by birds

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