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Today, I went to an interview for a job I really wanted and am qualified for. I've been looking for months. This job was perfect; close to home and great pay. Needless to say I spent quite a while preparing. Everything was going great until I had to sneeze, which forced out a loud, long fart. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36837) - you deserved it (2481)

On 09/16/2009 at 6:37am - work - by interviewed (woman) - United States

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