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Today, at work a little girl wanted a slushie. Instead of pushing the tab in, she lifted it up and broke the machine, spilling slushie all over the floor. I was the only one working, so I had to clean it all up. I spent the rest of my shift covered in red slushie and smelling like cherry. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29976) - you deserved it (4341)

On 09/15/2009 at 12:17am - work - by conley19 (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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I guess your cherry has been found.

#1 - On 09/15/2009 at 6:08am by redbluegreen

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You must be pretty rubbish at cleaning if you managed to get it all over yourself. What did you do, lie down on the floor and roll back and forth in it until your clothes soaked it all up?

#21 - On 09/15/2009 at 7:14am by musu

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