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Today, one of co-workers invited me to a cookout at her house with some other people from new job. She said to wear suit. Assuming she had a pool, I showed up in a bikini, only to fine everyone else wearing business attire an staring at me like I had lost mind. FML


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On 03/21/2009 at 10:36pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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Why would they be wearing business suits to a cookout? Who does that?

#7 - On 03/22/2009 at 5:17am by flask

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Not so much an FML, you should have asked her to specify.
You'll be made fun of, and laughed at about it later..
I suggest when that time comes make a snazzy comment like "Well, I stood out and I had the best outfit there. Always expect me to make an entrance(insert wink here)"
Don't dwell on it too much, it'll drive you insane.

#2 - On 03/22/2009 at 4:43am by Maltastic

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