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Today, my friends took me out to the most expensive restaurant in town to celebrate my promotion, we ordered everything with expensive drinks too. They 'took a smoke break' and left me with the bill. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29693) - you deserved it (3222)

On 09/11/2009 at 7:57am - work - by howrude (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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I don't honestly see the point in people claiming things are fake; If it's funny, or something you could have possibly related to [even if made up], it's a good enough FML. IMO, anyway.

Anyway, yeah; It sucks. Try and talk to 'em about it, see if there was any sort of reason behind it.. if not, they're crappy friends.

#5 - On 09/11/2009 at 1:59pm by jts2

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Apparently they're not really your friends after all.

Also, first? it's hard to tell on iPhone FML. Fail on my part if not.

#6 - On 09/11/2009 at 2:02pm by Rota

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