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Today my boss asked to use my phone since the company pays for it. A few hours later the same boss called me into his office to fire me. Apparently the company checks the phone records and found a call made on my cell to a sex line. My boss made that call and just fired me. FML

I agree, your life sucks (35731) - you totally deserved it (2331)

On 09/09/2009 at 2:29pm - work - by Somessedup (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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#1 - On 09/09/2009 at 5:04pm by playfuldesk

maybe your boss made that call on purpose to fire you.

#36 - On 09/09/2009 at 6:45pm by analo

I think that's the idea, #36. What a shitty boss.

#54 - On 09/09/2009 at 10:41pm by CosmicPossum

wow comment buried and moderated? OWNED! ive never seen this b4!

#68 - On 09/10/2009 at 12:23pm by FuckMyLyphe

FAKE FML!!! I work for a major wireless carrier and your unbilled call details are not available to get until the bill prints out unless they have access to your password for your online account details. Even if they did the details would not be available "15 mins later" to view. Also your boss borrowed your phone, called an adult line, spanked it, returned the phone, the company somehow saw the call, they called your boss and told him to fire you, he called you in and fired you within "15 minutes?" bull.

#70 - On 09/10/2009 at 2:21pm by Jaque_Aze

you would be wrong, so I guess being "phone support" doesn't make you very knowledgeable about cell phones at all. First of all it was a "company phone" which of course has the password to the account. You must work for a crappy phone company, mine and my work both update the online record immediately.

#71 - On 09/10/2009 at 2:57pm by driedpeaches

Also, #70, where did you get 15 minutes from? OP said a few hours.

#76 - On 09/12/2009 at 4:14am by QueenPsycho

Report your boss. Duh

#2 - On 09/09/2009 at 5:05pm by fml488

I agree. Demand an investigation

#23 - On 09/09/2009 at 5:35pm by Captain_Jello

same here, thats very greasy

#29 - On 09/09/2009 at 5:46pm by flesruoykcufog

what's so hard about saying "ok. yes. uh huh. right." and then walking straight up to HIS boss and letting them know what happened?

#67 - On 09/10/2009 at 10:39am by evilbrent

Makes me wonder how an asshole like that got to the position he did in his job. Is there any way to prove it wasn't you who made that call?

#3 - On 09/09/2009 at 5:05pm by Skirvina

Maybe it's because he IS an asshole and that's why he got the job. All the other competitors were fired or 'disqualified' due to various reasons.

#50 - On 09/09/2009 at 9:30pm by watisit

Definitely look into reporting him...know any higher ups you can talk to? Dude's clearly got issues if he would go to that extent to call a sex line on an employees phone and then let them get fired over it.

#5 - On 09/09/2009 at 5:07pm by bkell13

haha thats the cheater's way to fire someone

#6 - On 09/09/2009 at 5:07pm by justmyluck1212

wow, what an ass

#7 - On 09/09/2009 at 5:08pm by JNewman

Haha I'm the pitcher on this team

#8 - On 09/09/2009 at 5:09pm by playfuldesk

Hit on Deborah
LIKE A BAWS
Get rejected
LIKE A BAWS
Swallow sadness
LIKE A BAWS
Send some faxes
LIKE A BAWS
Call the sex line
LIKE A BAWS
Cry deeply
LIKE A BAWS
Demand a refund
LIKE A BAWS



Good lord, I hope your name is Deborah

#9 - On 09/09/2009 at 5:11pm by allmidnighteyes

plexico, if he gets mad, I'll punch him in the jeans, because this is not a case of man versus machine.

#21 - On 09/09/2009 at 5:26pm by allmidnighteyes

Plexico I refuse to believe you don't know the entire incredibad album the boat one=I'm on a boat

#46 - On 09/09/2009 at 8:08pm by YDIBITCHES

Eat a bagel
LIKE A BAWWS

#49 - On 09/09/2009 at 9:06pm by RavensRule97

Uh huh. So that’s an average day for you then? You chop your balls off and die?
And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own dick.

#55 - On 09/09/2009 at 10:57pm by mercyFML

Guess he really didn't like you FYL

#10 - On 09/09/2009 at 5:12pm by brendiz

Your boss sucks.

#11 - On 09/09/2009 at 5:13pm by caramelize

sounds fake...

#12 - On 09/09/2009 at 5:13pm by monkey314159

Sounds like a typical boss. Next time don't let anyone use it.

#13 - On 09/09/2009 at 5:13pm by 24788

well tht sucks ass.
hehe. o fuck...I forgot wat I was gunna say. o well
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#15 - On 09/09/2009 at 5:17pm by omgyoukilledkeny

nice name!

#30 - On 09/09/2009 at 5:52pm by the_coon

Maybe he just doesn't like you and wanted an excuse to fire you. After all, he'd know that they monitor your phone. So yeah. I think it was a set-up.

#17 - On 09/09/2009 at 5:19pm by null

(gilfred godfrey's voice) ydi for owning 4 cats and dogs

#18 - On 09/09/2009 at 5:20pm by bosshaug

Wrong FML fail.

#22 - On 09/09/2009 at 5:28pm by Eaglestrike117

Wrong name fail.

#38 - On 09/09/2009 at 6:56pm by greatnt249

Aughh! GGV! Why are you so cruel?!?

#56 - On 09/09/2009 at 11:00pm by mercyFML

It's Gilbert. Jeez.
Gilfred. Lol.

#61 - On 09/10/2009 at 12:51am by Intoxicunt

report him...

#19 - On 09/09/2009 at 5:20pm by FML_Add1cT

Report him to who dick brain? It's her word against his.

#52 - On 09/09/2009 at 10:26pm by FarSide

hm... interesting.

#57 - On 09/09/2009 at 11:06pm by mercyFML

Eaglestrike your an idiot I am what people like to call a TROLL

#24 - On 09/09/2009 at 5:36pm by bosshaug

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#25 - On 09/09/2009 at 5:37pm by playfuldesk

Watsa bitchh

#26 - On 09/09/2009 at 5:39pm by shootingstar8D

Oh a woman posted it. that makes it way funnier.

#27 - On 09/09/2009 at 5:39pm by Peppermint111

who calls a sex line on a company phone anyway? thats like getting dirty emails on ur work email
VERY BAD!

#31 - On 09/09/2009 at 5:58pm by huneybunni21

How is it even possible that after a few hours your company was able to see it on your phone records? FAKE

#32 - On 09/09/2009 at 6:02pm by singswithmicoff

they do that...

#35 - On 09/09/2009 at 6:41pm by analo

And this is why you don't call sex lines on a phone that's not technically yours. YDI

#33 - On 09/09/2009 at 6:20pm by vaughnb21

Reading comprehension, get you some.

#37 - On 09/09/2009 at 6:49pm by Cait1129

can you people not read? "my boss made that call". hello?

#34 - On 09/09/2009 at 6:21pm by Redrosesandrain

jeez. you should like call the company. that's like not fair whatsoever. if you get the company to fire your boss, i'm pretty sure you'll get your job back. that boss is a total douche bag. lol

#40 - On 09/09/2009 at 6:58pm by redcherries90

You should get like a recorder or something and go talk to him. Confront him. Ask him why he called that hotline. Then if you get him to admit and say sorry... sent it to human resources.

#41 - On 09/09/2009 at 7:05pm by KBear816

I smell a lawsuit.

#42 - On 09/09/2009 at 7:05pm by jonny2x4

ya, he can sue for wrongful dismissal if he wasn't the one that called that number

#44 - On 09/09/2009 at 7:45pm by log1k

i would sue

#43 - On 09/09/2009 at 7:23pm by ninja4life

You DEFINITELY have a case against this bastard and the sex line workers are your witnesses.

#45 - On 09/09/2009 at 7:45pm by GrapefruitZoe

what a douche

#47 - On 09/09/2009 at 8:10pm by MikeLitoris

Obviously, there are a lot of idiot teenagers in here. You need to get it through your thick skulls that 1) you can be fired for almost anything - especially in a 'right to work' state; and 2) there isn't a lawyer alive who thinks your little pissant case is worth taking because there isn't enough money in it to make it worth his while.

Welcome to the cold, hard reality of the adult world.

#48 - On 09/09/2009 at 8:54pm by MarkO

file suit for wrongful termination. before that though subpoena the sex line for the persons info that made the call.

#51 - On 09/09/2009 at 10:09pm by Chr0nicdreamz

FYL.

#53 - On 09/09/2009 at 10:40pm by spaarklez

fybl more like, security camera with time display in boss's office, time the call was made on your cell, both will match, your boss will get fired if you make a complaint to the company instead of whining here.

#58 - On 09/09/2009 at 11:15pm by Flamersplamer

Report him or something

#59 - On 09/09/2009 at 11:20pm by hahasuckstobeyou

*trolls*

Fake!

#60 - On 09/09/2009 at 11:59pm by ShatteredEmpathy

SUE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!

#62 - On 09/10/2009 at 12:55am by somethingawesome

this story is a complete farse. I work with an AP

#63 - On 09/10/2009 at 1:23am by arbmouser

report him to human resources

#64 - On 09/10/2009 at 1:57am by K001

Sue his ass !!!

#65 - On 09/10/2009 at 3:20am by Supermum43

Wait hours later he found out? How does that even work? It isn't possible for real time phone records. You get those end of month. Sounds fake.

#66 - On 09/10/2009 at 9:38am by ObadiahtheSlim

Sounds like a lawsuit.

#69 - On 09/10/2009 at 12:37pm by Kristoffer

did you complain or what? needs to be justified!

#72 - On 09/10/2009 at 3:58pm by kbt

When he called this sex line, did he cry deeply, demand a refund, or eat a bagel?
Is your name Deborah and did you reject him after he hit on you?

#73 - On 09/10/2009 at 6:44pm by ItsAlexFool

doing a simple check on the fingerprints on that phone might help?

#74 - On 09/11/2009 at 2:39am by EveryDayJackAss

Unfortunately some people just love to act like a prick. If he keeps treating people that way, he would even be murdered one day. If I faced this, I would consider snapping his neck.

#75 - On 09/11/2009 at 1:33pm by sdkks

I would retain a lawyer. You have grounds to file a major claim for up to 2 years salary. You can also issue a restraining order against the company to prevent any negative references and in fact enforce a positive one. And the phone support guy was correct. The timelines don't add up. You were set up.

#77 - On 09/14/2009 at 3:05pm by whawhawha

LAWSUIT!! SUE HIM, SUE HIM, SUE HIM....

#78 - On 09/18/2009 at 2:34am by BeastieKnights

loooooooooool

#79 - On 09/22/2009 at 5:09pm by ___billiejean___

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