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Today, while lifeguarding, I received six prank phone calls on the official pool phone. When it rang again, I picked it up, told them to go fuck themselves, hung up, and then left the phone off the hook. A second later, my cellphone rang. It was my boss, telling me to get a sense of humor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28052) - you deserved it (5258)

On 09/02/2009 at 9:18pm - work - by lifeguardfuckup (woman) - United States (Florida)

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