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Today, while lifeguarding, I received six prank phone calls on the official pool phone. When it rang again, I picked it up, told them to go fuck themselves, hung up, and then left the phone off the hook. A second later, my cellphone rang. It was my boss, telling me to get a sense of humor. FML

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On 09/02/2009 at 9:18pm - work - by lifeguardfuckup (woman) - United States (Florida)

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you should have told him to take a long walk off a short pier!

#1 - On 09/03/2009 at 3:07am by untoldfame

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Your boss sounds like a douche bag. Six prank calls is overboard, unless it wasn't him those six times, but still, grow up.

#3 - On 09/03/2009 at 3:10am by myname

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