Today, when we were at wrestling practice, we had to bend over to stretch. When I bent down, I noticed a car on the street stopped. There was a sixty year old man watching us. He then licked his lips and drove away. FML
I agree, your life sucks (27926) - you totally deserved it (2167)
On 09/02/2009 at 4:07pm - work - by iceman123432 (man) - United States (Texas)
LOL, I can imagine that.
+Bends over.+ +See an old man drive by staring at your ass while licking his lips, then drives away.+
#88 - On 09/02/2009 at 11:35pm by 100lol
"Ohh, you startin' to piss me off, ya little piglet son of a bitch. Call meeee ;)"
#2 - On 09/02/2009 at 7:39pm by allmidnighteyes
hahaha, I was thinking about that quote all day today :)
that's a weird coincedence.
#6 - On 09/02/2009 at 7:42pm by Gasperilla
I pictured that guy too.
What's sexier (and gayer) than men wrestling around in tight clothing?
#30 - On 09/02/2009 at 8:14pm by Intoxicunt
Call 911? Are you effing KIDDING me??? This ISN'T an emergency....dipshits like you tie up the emergency lines so people with REAL problems can't get through.
#31 - On 09/02/2009 at 8:16pm by triplefmylife
why the fuck would you call 911 over this...... if it were a woman you wouldnt do anything, just cause its a man lets all fucking assume hes gonna rape anything hes attracted to with a penis eh? fuck you
Wait, what, #43?
It's not any nicer to be on the recieving end of creepy behaviour if you're a woman.
And I don't think he was being homophobic.
#76 - On 09/02/2009 at 10:26pm by pieisyourdrug
It's not as though it would matter, techincally the man didn't DO anything.
#97 - On 09/03/2009 at 1:04am by razzpoohtinuh
"...Oh, We went out last night
One thing started leading to another
Out last night
Everybody started loving on each other
They were dancing on the tables
And howling at the moon
Pairing up together and pretty soon
There was not a sole in sight
When we went out last night..."
You just don't remember it
#5 - On 09/02/2009 at 7:41pm by ireply_w_lyrics
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oh my fucking god seriously GET A LIFE fuck nobody cares for your lyrics except closet homosexual's
#19 - On 09/02/2009 at 8:01pm by Unregistered
No one cares about your homophobia except your twisted self.
#22 - On 09/02/2009 at 8:04pm by SkullsAndPie
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Eyes bulging from their sockets
With every swing of my mallet
I smash your fucking head in, until brains seep in
through the cracks, blood does leak
distorted beauty, catastrophe
Steaming slop, splattered all over me
Lifeless body, slouching dead lecherous abcess, where you once had a head
#34 - On 09/02/2009 at 8:24pm by Unregistered
And how does this fuse with the FML to make a joke? I'm sorry, but copying me and beating me to an FML using quality lyrics is one thing, but replying to me with lyrics that have nothing to do with anything here is another. FYL for being that kind of metalhead. Broaden your horizon and listen to more types of music. Personally, i listen to everything except screamo, opera, and songs that exceed 6 monutes. (Free Bird exempt)
#37 - On 09/02/2009 at 8:35pm by ireply_w_lyrics
ill broden my horizon when a) rap stops putting out generic fucking songs about woman money and drugs b) there is no more fucking hippie music and c)disney stops dominating the charts with their purity wearing stars seriously i lost all respect in any kind of music beyond metal when I saw how many fucking legions of fans there are listening to that crap.
I still listen to the classics beatles/lynrd skynrd/the who etc. beyond that all other bands that arent metal/death metal are dead to me
#51 - On 09/02/2009 at 9:05pm by Unregistered
try listenin to some country. not the sad stuff, the other songs.
BTW, Jack Johnson and his hippie music FTW
#59 - On 09/02/2009 at 9:30pm by ireply_w_lyrics
country is a perfect entrance into crappy ass hippie music i could only stand that shit if i was baked out of my mind
#60 - On 09/02/2009 at 9:33pm by Unregistered
Cause doing drugs makes u cool and telling everyone about it, even cooler. Im jus takin a wild guess here at sayin that you are one those white boys who drives the honda civics straight-piped w/o any real engine upgrades, just because you think its cool, as 'the asians do it' (BTW they dont, its just a stereotype). You talk about parties around people to try to act cool, and then go home and ask yourself why you're never invited to them and the ones you go to are either really lame or you crash. You have talked about doing drugs for years, but just started doing them in the past year. You dont show up to any of your classes because you think its cool, yet you have no where to go and no one to hang out with, and, as a result, are failing at least half your classes. And the internet is where you try to make yourself look cool, but everyone simply finds you to be a tool. Sorry to break it to you, but there is no 'cool.' There are just more and less popular people. You are definitely one of the not popular kids
BTW sorry if i made you cry. just get over it like you do when kids make fun of you every day. Go smoke some pot and skip some class
#65 - On 09/02/2009 at 9:45pm by ireply_w_lyrics
omg #65, you have a talent for writing thee longest rants that have absolutely no point.
bravo.
#66 - On 09/02/2009 at 9:58pm by vlgala
#70
you're a jerk
you're the only one who thinks your cool by telling everyone you do drugs
lets see where you'll be in 10 years :|
#75 - On 09/02/2009 at 10:25pm by love_fml_a_lot
Can you read? There was a fully developed point in that "rant." I write for a living, and I would know.
hahah wut a sick fuccck reminds me of creepy gramps from family guy ;)
#7 - On 09/02/2009 at 7:42pm by crazybread101
Either you have extremely good eyesight, or you were stretching on the sidewalk..?
In addition, wrestling is an indoor sport, unless you were doing a warm up jog.
Where the hell is wrestling a fall sport? I have always wrestled in the winter and played football in the fall
#12 - On 09/02/2009 at 7:52pm by porsche944
when you don't play fall sports pre-season is during the fall. and if you want to get specific wrestling is actually a summer sport in all of the world except for america
#20 - On 09/02/2009 at 8:01pm by speedracer1191
im in america, texas to be specific, and for us its a year long sport.
we only get like 10 days out of the year that we dont practice excluding sundays.
I bet he wanted to smack that all on the floor.
Thank goodness the OP just bent over, because she could have gave that old man a heart attack.
#13 - On 09/02/2009 at 7:53pm by screwtaylor
Oh, he wanted them to give him some more until they got sore.
#17 - On 09/02/2009 at 7:57pm by allmidnighteyes
#16 Yeah, so what?
The old man could have been gay for all we know.
#18 - On 09/02/2009 at 8:00pm by screwtaylor
Screwtaylor, That's the plan. The whole point of the fml is that the old gay guy was feasting on the OP's male ass.
You said "She could have..." and I was just telling you that he's a man.
#21 - On 09/02/2009 at 8:03pm by porsche944
Haha, reminds me of the PE teacher I had freshman year. I feel your pain.
#27 - On 09/02/2009 at 8:12pm by thethreestooges
hey i wrestle in tigard oregon and canby oregons wrestling room has windows. so yea haha btw oregon wrestling is the shhitt
#128 - On 09/09/2009 at 4:12am by mexiwrestler93
Haha, that word gets used a LOT in my house.
The guy should learn the joy of felching. Then his lips will never be dry!
#39 - On 09/02/2009 at 8:39pm by Intoxicunt
how do you know he had chapped lips?
you make it sound like you were there and know for a fact that the creepy old man had chapped lips.
Lol @ #44.
I concur!
So Plexico, how was that smegma?
By the way, #44, you're cute.
One of the first attractive males I've seen here. :)
#45 - On 09/02/2009 at 8:46pm by Intoxicunt
right cus emo asians are all the rage with girls at this time right
#50 - On 09/02/2009 at 9:01pm by Unregistered
That'd be funny if it were true!
Unregistered, you're a cunt. Knock it off. Go have a hate-mainstream-anything wank elsewhere.
#56 - On 09/02/2009 at 9:23pm by SomeonePosting
*snort*
It's more than that, Toxi: AllMidEz is clever and funny, too. Plus - just found out something else super cool about him a second ago... he makes sad little trolls crazy with jealousy. Woot! All the rage! Win! xD
but impact is everything:] see, you gotta slingshot 'em so when it zips past a troll, the breeze lifts the three little hairs on it's head in a moment of anguished defeat for maximum lulz xD
I know what boys like....I know what guys like....I know what boys like...boys like...boys like me... XD
#36 - On 09/02/2009 at 8:32pm by RobDug
I was going to just laugh at this and go on, but then I noticed it was posted by a man. Hahaha. That made it so much funnier. Herbert will be driving along more often.
#40 - On 09/02/2009 at 8:39pm by youEQUALtosser
wtf. Honestly, who cares. If he likes it, he likes it! Its not an emergency that you have to call 911 #4.
#41 - On 09/02/2009 at 8:41pm by Man_person
hey they fought for your freedom so fuck you ydi for not showing more skin HE RISKED HIS LIFE IN WW2
#55 - On 09/02/2009 at 9:19pm by Unregistered
How did you know his age? Couldn't you have said middle-aged or old?
You must have really liked the way he looked at you to follow him and ask his age.
#64 - On 09/02/2009 at 9:39pm by Intoxicunt
how're you wrestling? isn't it illegal to wrestle out've wrestling season? or is that only here in michigan :/ plus, wrestlings a winter sport, are you at wrestling camp or something? this needs alot of clarification.
Don't worry about it, OP. You can tell him off when he comes back tomorrow.
#71 - On 09/02/2009 at 10:20pm by Chopperman
And because no one quoted it yet "What's goin' on in my pants? Looks like we got six more weeks of winter!"
Unregistered, I agree with you about the music thing. Except I like a little bit of rap (not the generic "I get bitches drugs and money!" robotic-voiced crap, the underground stuff) but mostly Metal and Hard Rock. What are your favorite bands? Personally I like Slipknot, Killswitch Engage, and Drowning Pool isn't too bad, either.
OP- Haha, better watch out. Report that guy if you see him again, lol.
HAHAHAHAHA!
oh and whats up with these TOTALLY
random coments?
like about music and hot asian guys?
WTF?
just plain wierd............but in wrestling you have to be super comfortable with your sexuality
#91 - On 09/02/2009 at 11:53pm by JuniorVarsFman
This is so fake. first, it's not wrestling season. Second, wrestling practice is held indoors. Third, to see the guy lick his lips while you're bending over you'd have to be within 30 feet of him. I don't buy any of it.
#93 - On 09/03/2009 at 12:18am by computerpete
FAKE I wrestle and I know that there is no way in hell anyone could have seen you let alone a car from a road. I
mean seriously where the fuck do you practice on the football field or something. I can't even see the hallway from my wrestling room
Everyone, when we practice, we do our warm ups on the front yard of a church, right next to the street
#99 - On 09/03/2009 at 1:15am by iceman123432
OP, this is the lamest post I have read so far on this site. So your're saying that an adult in the general vicinity of your wrestling practice is FYL.
(1) How do you know this guy was actually watching you? He most likely was sitting there doing something else - making a cell phone call, writing a note to himself, entering something on his iPhone, or staring into space and thinking about the fact that his wife left him. Things adults do, you little twit. EVERYTHING ISN'T ABOUT YOU.
(2) How could you possibly see him lick his lips? What were you, 50 feet away? 100? I'll give you one thing: you have a vivid imagination. Let's just say he did lick his lips. So what? People do that all the time, and it almost never means "mmmm, sweet little wrestler boys, I gotta get some of that." When people lick their lips, it means they have dry lips. Here's another news flash: EVERYTHING ISN'T ABOUT SEX.
Get over yourself.
#104 - On 09/03/2009 at 3:35am by no_disney_marvel
W8 so ur name us iceman so that means ur a boy so that means that guy was a pedifile LOL nooow I get it
#105 - On 09/03/2009 at 4:25am by shanedawsonfan
oh just say fuck it. you mad his day n u still get the last laff cause he's near that age where you die.
#106 - On 09/03/2009 at 4:35am by sarinninja
ok for the the ppl who are saying fake because " ohh wrestling is indoooorrrs and that she couldnt see that far" the OP replied to this fml towards the top saying that they were warming up in front of a church. i dont know about you, but the church in my town is right along the side of the road, and a lot of churches are like that. so he couldve seen it clearly. seriously, know what youre talking about before you try to act all cool. you fucking queefburgers.
/end rant/
#110 - On 09/03/2009 at 6:43am by epicwinmaster
Dear Dumbass,
Wrestling season has not started yet.
Thank you.
#125 - On 09/05/2009 at 12:09am by aznsyndicate609
Dear OP:
I got a great polaroid of it.
Love,
Goose
#111 - On 09/03/2009 at 10:12am by TheOtherNewest1
And you know how old he is because...
You immediately left practice to chase down his car and get his digits?
He's your type, so you can guess 60-year-olds pretty well?
He's your grandpa?
His car had "I'm sixty and I like boys" painted on it?
he was just guessing a number. chill out. its nothing to get worked up about
#118 - On 09/03/2009 at 4:33pm by veelababe09
Man, there are soo many creepy things about doing wrestling practice outside at a church!!!
You MUST be secretly (or wanna be) GAY to do THAT!!
And if you aren't gay... newsflash for ya, the other guys and DEFINITELY the coach ARE!!!
How is this a FML? Somebody happens to find you attractive. You don't deserve it and you life does not suck. OP, fuck off and get some real problems.
#126 - On 09/06/2009 at 10:40am by ReportAbuse
people are fucking stupid theres wrestling clubs in the summer and spring for wrestlers who are better and want to be better!! i know its not wrestling season but people who want to get ahead in a sport dont just do the regular season.
DONE!!!
#129 - On 09/09/2009 at 4:19am by mexiwrestler93
wow sounds a lot like Herbert from familyguy, doesn't it? what a coincidence haha not!
#133 - On 01/21/2010 at 9:05pm by thatguy626
