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Today, when we were at wrestling practice, we had to bend over to stretch. When I bent down, I noticed a car on the street stopped. There was a sixty year old man watching us. He then licked his lips and drove away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39249) - you deserved it (3724)

On 09/02/2009 at 4:07pm - work - by iceman123432 (man) - United States (Texas)

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"Ohh, you startin' to piss me off, ya little piglet son of a bitch. Call meeee ;)"

#2 - On 09/02/2009 at 7:39pm by allmidnighteyes

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wat
the
hell..

#3 - On 09/02/2009 at 7:40pm by blackscent

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