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Today, I was going to work and got in the elevator. I was going through my bag for my phone and asked the man in the elevator to push the button for me. He gave me a look of death before I realized he had no arms. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37898) - you deserved it (11569)

On 09/02/2009 at 9:01am - work - by elevatorjerk - United States

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Then how did he get in and choose his floor in the first place? I'm calling shenanigans.

#2 - On 09/02/2009 at 2:32pm by MaxOfMetal

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He could have used his tongue to press it.

How selfish is he!

#5 - On 09/02/2009 at 2:34pm by screwtaylor

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