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Today, my boss rang me for the 5th time on my day off. Frustrated I pushed 'ignore' and yelled a string of obscenities at my phone. Turns out I pushed 'talk'. FML

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On 09/02/2009 at 5:39am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Marlborough)

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LMAO LMAO LMAO. next time read before pushing :)

#1 - On 09/02/2009 at 10:24am by yonika_babyyeah

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Today, I kept calling my employee. She wouldn't pick up. the last time she actually picked up and started yelling foul language. I was just trying to find out why she was taking her day off a day early. FML

#11 - On 09/02/2009 at 10:37am by flamemlk

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