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Today, my boss rang me for the 5th time on my day off. Frustrated I pushed 'ignore' and yelled a string of obscenities at my phone. Turns out I pushed 'talk'. FML

I agree, your life sucks (6974) - you totally deserved it (27707)

On 09/02/2009 at 5:39am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Marlborough)

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LMAO LMAO LMAO. next time read before pushing :)

#1 - On 09/02/2009 at 10:24am by yonika_babyyeah

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment.

Honestly it all could of been avoided if you hadn't of eaten at that dairy queen two days ago.

#12 - On 09/02/2009 at 10:38am by suaveneanderthal

lol wtf does dairy queen have to do with my comment or the OP'S?

#32 - On 09/02/2009 at 2:02pm by yonika_babyyeah

HOW IS THIS ANYTHING BUT A YDI?

#46 - On 09/02/2009 at 7:27pm by mochiko

lol wow..

#48 - On 09/02/2009 at 8:56pm by yonika_babyyeah

Wow, people are so pathetic, yelling at phone. Excellent job.

#2 - On 09/02/2009 at 10:28am by jimzy

good luck finding a new job

#3 - On 09/02/2009 at 10:27am by II_OJs_glove_II

So you yelled at your phone? People are so miserable these days.

#4 - On 09/02/2009 at 10:29am by jimzy

ahaha, that suucks.

#5 - On 09/02/2009 at 10:30am by ohmyword08

Happy job hunting.

#6 - On 09/02/2009 at 10:31am by Intoxicunt

fun

#7 - On 09/02/2009 at 10:32am by Squirrellord911

dumbass. shouldn'ta even touched the phone ass

#8 - On 09/02/2009 at 10:35am by Th217

why not blame it on your dog at least?
pretend you were yelling at your dog...
or ask the question, "who was phone?"
anyway, ydi for having trying to take it out on a poor innocent phone.

#9 - On 09/02/2009 at 10:35am by untalented1

Nice!

#10 - On 09/02/2009 at 10:37am by _jdreaming

Today, I kept calling my employee. She wouldn't pick up. the last time she actually picked up and started yelling foul language. I was just trying to find out why she was taking her day off a day early. FML

#11 - On 09/02/2009 at 10:37am by flamemlk

Or the last sentence should be "I was just about to give news to her promotion when she suddenly picked up and started yelling obscenities." :))

#17 - On 09/02/2009 at 10:48am by Nomad609

Either way its not funny

#23 - On 09/02/2009 at 11:26am by sublime93

^this

#29 - On 09/02/2009 at 1:47pm by perryscherry

WILLPEOPLESTOPDOINGDAMNREVERSEFMLSANDLEARNTHEIRNOTFUNNY?

#33 - On 09/02/2009 at 2:05pm by jts2

And after I do that, I realize I mispelled they're.
...
Damn.

#37 - On 09/02/2009 at 2:18pm by jts2

U fail

#13 - On 09/02/2009 at 10:39am by albinorhino

haha wow fail

#14 - On 09/02/2009 at 10:40am by aresgirl

you "pushed" ignore so obviously its not a touch screen phone. My point is if its a phone with keypads then its the red one which is far from the green "talk" button.. How could you not have distinguished... But then again I wouldnt know all phone types so I'll just STFU, just giving my $0.02

#16 - On 09/02/2009 at 10:45am by Nomad609

BOSS: Step in my office.
LOSER: Why?
BOSS: Because you're fucking fired!

#18 - On 09/02/2009 at 10:52am by donkey_hang_down

That's js plain stupid!

#19 - On 09/02/2009 at 10:56am by tWitt3rBuG

I think it is touch screen. th term push could be used

#20 - On 09/02/2009 at 10:59am by flamemlk

I am totally sympathetic, the people calling you names probably are 13 year olds who have never had a job and don't understand how precious a day off is. FYL

#21 - On 09/02/2009 at 11:05am by danielleFML

Well, if your boss called you 5 times on your day off s/he can't be surprised if you're ignoring the phone and cussing him/her out. Jeepers, it's your DAY OFF. Not your DAY ON CALL.

#22 - On 09/02/2009 at 11:10am by p00p0ster0us

dont push buttons, just ignore it altogether.

#24 - On 09/02/2009 at 12:26pm by lordmoe

wow your boss sucks calling you on your day off FYL

#25 - On 09/02/2009 at 12:37pm by FML_like_a_boss

haha that sucks

#26 - On 09/02/2009 at 12:41pm by dancinfool18

#28, Your mentality is troublesome. If i were a Doctor I would prescribe suicide.

#35 - On 09/02/2009 at 2:07pm by andrewms

"Boo hoo. I have a job and I have to do work."

That's you.

#30 - On 09/02/2009 at 1:55pm by zcalo

I am really fighting apathy on this one, then again, i dont care

#31 - On 09/02/2009 at 2:01pm by NaziZombie

almost all phones have a feature called "VIP mode". Its basically a feature where only "important people" actually causes your phone to ring, the non-important simply go into voice mail.

If you don't have a "VIP mode", try looking for "Meeting Mode" or something along those lines. Once you activate this profile/mode you will need to go to "customize", "personalize" or "edit" depending on the brand of phone your using and look for a field where you can select either contacts or simply enter numbers.

Add the people you actually like and ignore the people you could live with not hearing from for a while.

YDI for not actually using the full capabilities of your phone, for not having patience, for not picking up phone and simply say "no, i'm not coming in on my day off" and/or for not caring about your job enough where IF they were calling you to ask you to come in - you ignored it...

#34 - On 09/02/2009 at 2:05pm by andrewms

yeah, real smart.

#36 - On 09/02/2009 at 2:09pm by jaredletolover

Why would you ignore his calls in the first place?

#39 - On 09/02/2009 at 2:43pm by deja54

Good for you! Life offers rare opportunities to let people know what you REALLY think and you did it. my supervisor just did something similar - thinking she'd hung up from a frustrating call she said loudly "fucking idiot!". The connection was still open and the guy heard. I laughed until I almost wet my pants.

#41 - On 09/02/2009 at 5:24pm by mrose57

YDI, but your boss is a douche. Five calls?

#42 - On 09/02/2009 at 5:47pm by Bombercules

YDI, get a real job. Obviously if your boss has that much time on his hands and he's irritating people on their day off you must work somewhere pretty damn lame.

#43 - On 09/02/2009 at 7:07pm by viral

"...That's something to be proud of
That's a life you can hang your hat on
That's a chin held high as the tears fall down
A gut sucked in, a chest stuck out
Like a small town flag a-flyin'
Or a newborn baby cryin'
In the arms of the woman that you love
That's something to be proud of..."

or be ashamed of. but lets not do that

#44 - On 09/02/2009 at 7:10pm by ireply_w_lyrics

this is fake its just like a commericial i saw

#45 - On 09/02/2009 at 7:16pm by kemper90

Haha that's classic

#47 - On 09/02/2009 at 8:49pm by alson

way to be smarter than a phone!

PWN'D

#49 - On 09/02/2009 at 11:47pm by Lee002

Obviously, your boss needs you, your help, or at the very least your attention. Feel glad that you are of that much importance to him/her.

#50 - On 09/03/2009 at 12:02am by DameGreyWulf

Who the hell yells at their phone? 0_O

#51 - On 09/03/2009 at 4:59am by Muggaar

don't swear into your phone. problem solved

#52 - On 09/03/2009 at 7:08am by danceoo

Okay, I understand that your boss was being unfair, calling you on your day off and stuff. But it wasn't the poor phone's fault! Don't yell at it!

#53 - On 09/03/2009 at 9:50am by f0rg3t_m3_n0t

Why would you press anything? Just let it ring and yell at it.

#54 - On 09/03/2009 at 1:44pm by Bllasae

Shouldn't have pushed "ignore", just let him have it. Any job where you do that much more than your normal workload without getting paid isn't worth it anyway.

#55 - On 09/04/2009 at 6:12pm by Lucky19

I agree with #22 and #42. You should have told your boss that calling you on your day off was not acceptable and that if they needed you then they would have to wait until you were in again.

#56 - On 09/05/2009 at 12:26pm by sierratango

YDI for pushing any button without looking

#57 - On 03/06/2010 at 6:16pm by Frank155

faaaaaaiiiiiilllllure

#58 - On 03/15/2010 at 8:01pm by ejwalters97

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