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Today, my boss rang me for the 5th time on my day off. Frustrated I pushed 'ignore' and yelled a string of obscenities at my phone. Turns out I pushed 'talk'. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10942) - you deserved it (45204)

On 09/02/2009 at 5:39am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Marlborough)

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LMAO LMAO LMAO. next time read before pushing :)

#1 - On 09/02/2009 at 10:24am by yonika_babyyeah

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Happy job hunting.

#6 - On 09/02/2009 at 10:31am by Intoxicunt

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