Work: Today, my boss rang me for the 5th time on my day off. Frustrated...

By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:39 - New Zealand

Today, my boss rang me for the 5th time on my day off. Frustrated I pushed 'ignore' and yelled a string of obscenities at my phone. Turns out I pushed 'talk'. FML

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By Username - 18/02/2011 09:33

Today, at work, my phone rang. My intern answered it and told me it was a coworker who'd just left. I picked up and said "What's up bitch? What are you going to complain about now?!" It was actually my boss. FML

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By jacks_smirking_revenge - 06/03/2009 22:31 - United States

Today, while out to lunch, my sister called me and asked me to pick her up from the mall. I told her she'd have to wait. She got pissed off and started cursing at me, so I hung up on her. She called me back 37 times until I answered and yelled "WILL YOU LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE?" It was my boss. FML

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Whiner!

By mrjude - 28/10/2019 04:00

Today, my boss yelled at me, telling me that I can't answer the phone anymore. Not because I do a bad job, but because a co-worker whined about it being her job. People call her and complain about how rude she is and then ask to talk to me. FML

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By Adrian - 03/02/2022 14:01

Today, while working at my call center, I took a phone call. The guy on the other line just yelled "FUCK YOU!" twice at the top of his lungs before hanging up on me. But of course, the phone agent is always at fault. FML

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Broadcast

By suspended - 25/07/2015 00:59 - United States - Englewood

Today, I had to call a coworker to the office via the store intercom. The damn thing didn't turn off properly and everyone heard me say, "I hate that asshole. Just be where your dumb ass should be." I realized my mistake a few seconds before my manager stormed in and threatened to fire me. FML

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By Sarah - 21/02/2016 00:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boss mistakenly drunk texted me and was talking shit about me. FML

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By in big trouble - 23/08/2014 12:28 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML

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By Lukey1028 - 14/07/2015 01:07 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML

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EMERGENCY

By I Was Going to Quit Anyway - 15/11/2023 09:00 - British Virgin Islands

Today, my boss called me to say that I'm fired because I was "deliberately ignoring" the messages from a head of another department who wanted to contact me regarding some "urgent" (not really) project. I was on 'Do not disturb" because it's my vacation, and this SOB is not even my boss anyway. FML

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By robert - 31/01/2012 00:20 - United States

Today, I went to deliver some reports to my boss in his office. He was facing away from me and ranting about his "useless employees", so I slipped in and waited for him to put the phone down. Turns out he was talking to himself. When he noticed me, he bitched me out and threatened to fire me. FML

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flamemlk 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 16:37

Today, I kept calling my employee. She wouldn't pick up. the last time she actually picked up and started yelling foul language. I was just trying to find out why she was taking her day off a day early. FML

yonika_babyyeah 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 16:24

LMAO LMAO LMAO. next time read before pushing :)

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yonika_babyyeah 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 16:24

LMAO LMAO LMAO. next time read before pushing :)

suaveneanderthal 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 16:38

Honestly it all could of been avoided if you hadn't of eaten at that dairy queen two days ago.

yonika_babyyeah 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 20:02

lol wtf does dairy queen have to do with my comment or the OP'S?

mochiko 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 1:27

HOW IS THIS ANYTHING BUT A YDI?

yonika_babyyeah 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 2:56

lol wow..

Cjw1220 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 1:12

Or slapped that polar bear with a can of French onion dip...

II_OJs_glove_II 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 16:27

good luck finding a new job

ohmyword08 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 16:30

ahaha, that suucks.

Intoxicunt 5

Wednesday 2 September 2009 16:31

Happy job hunting.

Squirrellord911 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 16:32

fun

untalented1 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 16:35

why not blame it on your dog at least? pretend you were yelling at your dog... or ask the question, "who was phone?" anyway, ydi for having trying to take it out on a poor innocent phone.