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Today, my boss rang me for the 5th time on my day off. Frustrated I pushed 'ignore' and yelled a string of obscenities at my phone. Turns out I pushed 'talk'. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9080) - you deserved it (39744)

On 09/02/2009 at 5:39am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Marlborough)

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I am totally sympathetic, the people calling you names probably are 13 year olds who have never had a job and don't understand how precious a day off is. FYL

#21 - On 09/02/2009 at 11:05am by danielleFML

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Good for you! Life offers rare opportunities to let people know what you REALLY think and you did it. my supervisor just did something similar - thinking she'd hung up from a frustrating call she said loudly "fucking idiot!". The connection was still open and the guy heard. I laughed until I almost wet my pants.

#41 - On 09/02/2009 at 5:24pm by mrose57

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