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Today, I interviewed for a job at a pharmaceutical lab. During the interview, I said something about a past work experience that made the interviewers think that I would enjoy doing something similar to that... so they gave me a warehouse job instead. I have a degree in chemistry and biology. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23928) - you deserved it (2533)

On 08/30/2009 at 9:56pm - work - by Pissssd (man) - United States (Ohio)

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job > no job

#3 - On 08/31/2009 at 3:28am by lendmeyourteeth

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dude, you should tell them that it's a misunderstanding.

#1 - On 08/31/2009 at 3:18am by My_averageFML

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