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Today, my work finally hired someone to replace some leaky pipes at work. I work in the basement by myself, and just as I walk under the newly fixed pipes, I get soaked with water. Apparently it was connected to a toilet. My boss couldn't find a replacement so they made me work covered in piss. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23790) - you deserved it (1362)

On 08/22/2009 at 11:29pm - work - by lifestinks (man) - United States (Nebraska)

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Should have gone home to shower and change. Claimed a health hazard due to unsanitary working conditions.

#2 - On 08/23/2009 at 3:12am by null

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hehe, you have crappy boss. maybe it's a sign you should find a new job?

#6 - On 08/23/2009 at 3:17am by av232

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