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Today, my work finally hired someone to replace some leaky pipes at work. I work in the basement by myself, and just as I walk under the newly fixed pipes, I get soaked with water. Apparently it was connected to a toilet. My boss couldn't find a replacement so they made me work covered in piss. FML


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On 08/22/2009 at 11:29pm - work - by lifestinks (man) - United States (Nebraska)

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Should have gone home to shower and change. Claimed a health hazard due to unsanitary working conditions.

#2 - On 08/23/2009 at 3:12am by null

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Surely there are OH&S laws to prevent these things from happening, and if they do happen, ensuring you can go home, get cleaned up and get tested for all the delicious nasties that live in the sewer!

#3 - On 08/23/2009 at 3:13am by thequickredofox

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