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Today, I attended my first meeting with my bosses. For lunch we went to a restaurant. I choked on a piece of meat and couldn’t breathe anymore. I had to take that piece of meat out of my throat with my fingers, and then put it back on my plate all chewed up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13077) - you deserved it (1691)

On 12/05/2008 at 7:49am - work - by Macdaddy - Sent from mobile version

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