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Today, I attended my first meeting with my bosses. For lunch we went to a restaurant. I choked on a piece of meat and couldn't breathe anymore. I had to take that piece of meat out of my throat with my fingers, and then put it back on my plate all chewed up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20218) - you deserved it (2821)

On 12/05/2008 at 7:49am - work - by Macdaddy - Sent from mobile version

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I think it's pretty messed up they didn't try and give you the heimlich or something...

#1 - On 02/17/2009 at 5:36pm by Kulawend

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hey who cares wut ur bosses thought
breathing is much more important

#2 - On 03/13/2009 at 12:52am by cookieinc

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