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Today, I was late for a medical school seminar and test. An SUV flipped over on the highway right in front of me. I held pressure to gushing, lacerated artery until EMS arrived. He lived, but I might have to repeat the whole year because I missed a big test. The test? Emergency response medicine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54789) - you deserved it (2122)

On 08/11/2009 at 8:58pm - work - by doctorchick (woman) - United States (California)

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I am sorry it ended up screwing you over but what you did was so cool. Think about how many lives you helped by saving that one person. Who knows how many people would have been devastated if that person died. Parents, siblings, SO, children, friends, etc... lives would have been forever changed if you hadn't been a hero today. I'm proud of you.

#13 - On 08/12/2009 at 3:33am by Lisasimpsonfan

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Have them call the hospital.

#1 - On 08/12/2009 at 3:07am by Shulerbop

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