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Today, I sold a customer some beer. He then asked to see the manager, and told me he was a 19 year old undercover cop. My knee jerk reaction was to panic and curse aloud, before realizing he was balding, toothless, probably 50, certainly not a cop, and laughing at me for being such a gullible moron. FML

I agree, your life sucks (9069) - you deserved it (35173)

On 08/02/2009 at 3:23pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

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