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Today, I was working my shift at a fancy restaurant and it had been a really hard day. My parents came in to have dinner and surprise me. After paying, they left a note saying they would see me at home. It also said "By the way, no tip, because you stink at serving." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34216) - you deserved it (4902)

On 08/02/2009 at 3:12pm - work - by waiterrrrrrrrr (woman) - United States (Iowa)

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Stick a butcher knife in the side wall of his tire. You will feel better, and HE will have an FML moment.

#16 - On 08/02/2009 at 7:53pm by FarSide

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Well, that really sucks. Just got to get them back for something else. FYL

#2 - On 08/02/2009 at 7:14pm by allifosho

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