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Today, I had an important powerpoint presentation for ALL the big execs at work. It seems that during my lunch break, my boyfriend IMed me on my mac saying "Feeling so horny right now, come home for a quicky like last week?" I didn't see it until the presentation. So did the executives. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29430) - you deserved it (8429)

On 07/20/2009 at 3:07am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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Why didn't you sign off before the meeting? YDI for not being professional enough to separate work and home.

#3 - On 07/20/2009 at 10:07am by nickyzinks

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oo0oh that sucks. but I never turn on the projector screen until I have my powerpoint completely up and running...

#7 - On 07/20/2009 at 10:20am by lexiBRo

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