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Today, my boss asked me if I know anything about those tattoos that girl put on their lower backs. "You mean Tramp Stamps?" I responded. He looked at me with hatred in his eyes and said that his 18 year old daughter just got one. FML

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On 07/19/2009 at 3:25am - work - by Eh... (man) - Ukraine (Kyyivs'ka Oblast')

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It's not your fault his daughter's a skank.

#1 - On 07/19/2009 at 10:04am by imajinethat

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That is what they're called right? What ^ said. It's not your fault his daughter is a tramp. FYL that your boss just can't accept that.

#2 - On 07/19/2009 at 10:07am by djspazy

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